Saturday, July 2

Where hipsters go to breed

Young neighbor boy #1: Why are you washing your bike?

Me: Because it's been sitting out all winter and it's full of spiders.

Young neighbor boy #2: My brain is full of spiders.

Me: Yikes.

Young neighbor boy #3: Well, your brain could be full of spiders if you were thinking about them.

Me: You are so right.

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